Could I interest anyone in a free stress test? Or a free copy of Dianetics?
im_a_liar has given us the creation story of the internet.
"On the 8th day God was happy with what he created but was bored and kind of horny from watching Adam and Eve bang each other all day. God spoke and thus the internets were created, with a plethora of porn to keep him occupied."
Listen and praise, my brothers and sister!
PRAY FOR HER!
ARE YOU PRAYING YET?!